Good News, Bad News

The Bad News is I got bit

While running into a dogie's pit,

The Good News is I had a rock

I gave the dog a real good shock

The Bad News is it came right back

ready to tackle me with it's angry pack

The Good News is I was ready

I held the dog bone nice and steady

The Bad News is this dog had a weird taste

I threw the dog bone away in haste

The Good News is my mom came by

And the dog lost it's evil eye